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The Big Ass Pizza Cutter

American Steel – American Hickory – American Pie

Gifts for Guys are a challenge. They’ve already got one of just about anything you’re thinking of giving. Getting them another one isn’t likely to move the applause meter. We’ve got something that will. And unlike most of the things you’ve considered, this will be used and enjoyed for a lifetime.

Tom Holding Big Ass Pizza CutterIf that guy loves Pizza (who doesn’t), you’ve just discovered ‘the mother of all gifts.’ He’ll love using it and showing it off. The Big Ass Pizza Cutter always becomes the focal point of attention and conversation. It’s more than its shape and size and heft and feel – it’s that unabashed name – Big Ass Pizza Cutter – that will make him, and everyone, smile and laugh. Your gift will turn every pizza into a Pizza Party!

One more comment about our name. We know it’s a bit irreverent, a bit ‘cheeky.’ But while we are pretty serious about the Quality and Durability of our product and our Commitment to your satisfaction, we believe people shouldn’t take themselves too seriously. Life is better with laughter – AND PIZZA. It’s more than OK to have some fun. It’s good for you. That’s why we came up with our name. It really is a Big Ass Pizza Cutter.

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Received the cutter today. It is better than I was hoping for! Thank you so much for making an excellent product. I will be buying another for myself and recommending this site on Facebook.

— Stan

“Best gift ever. So cool to have my name cut right through the blade.”

— Bemsiev

“It’s seriously over the top. And it doesn’t destroy the pizza when you’re cutting it. It’s a 10”

— Matt P

“I just made my first pizza ever with straight slices. I could never keep the wheel cutter going straight.”

— Jeremy

“It steals the show. It makes pizza a party. Everyone goes nuts over the name. They love it. It’s fun.”

— Swany

“All my buddies were over for pizza. The Big Ass Pizza Cutter was an awesome hit. Now they are all ordering one for themselves. Can I get a commission?”

— Eric P

“I fold back the edges of the cardboard box they delivered it in, and get my Big Ass Pizza Cutter to finish cutting the pieces they didn’t finish.”

— BJT

“The blade reaches all the way across the pizza! Never seen a cutter that could do that!”

— Cloyd

“Your Pie Cutter Rocks “

— Mike L

“Man I love the new cutter”

— Debbie G

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